All Those Spells
to the tune of “All That Jazz” from Chicago
Move you scum, I’m gonna curse you all
And all those spells
With a flick of my wand, I will make you fall
And all those spells
Swish and flick! I know the perfect hex
To kill mudbloods and break a million necks
With just a little wave
To make the Dark Lord rave
‘Bout all those spells
Don your robes and wear your hooded masks
And all those spells
Do whatever your master asks
And all those spells
Hold on hon, we’re gonna act like jerks
I got some shrunken heads down at Borgin and Burkes
In case you blast apart
And want a blacker heart
And all those spells
Oh, you’re gonna see us torture, steal, and kill
And all those spells
Oh, we’re gonna bite you ’til you look like Bill
And all those spells
Show them how evil you are
Oh, you’ll take the evil too far
If you use
You must abuse
Oh, All those spells
Find a wand we’re spilling lots of blood
And all those spells
Their veins are filled with dirty, dirty mud
And all those spells
Come on babe, we’re gonna make them cry
How I’d love to see the whole Order die!
‘Cause those blood traitors
Deserve nothing more
Than all those spells
Oh, you’re someone’s wife but
Oh, I’ll take your life
With all those spells!
Submitted by: Harley
