Auror for All Seasons

to the tune of “Man for All Seasons” by Robbie Williams

One eye on the shadows, protecting her fellows
From sun up to the moon on her back
Kill the minions of Voldy
Who is oh-so-moldy
A hellion, can’t go back
You can’t get your life back
When AK is on track
The more you see, the less you know
(Obliviate)
When others would leak it
Her service is secret
Plays Fudge when it’s his time to go

Queen and country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground
And no one knows ‘cos no one’s found
Any trace of the Auror for all seasons
Clubs ’em and leaves ’em alone, so alone
And you and I wouldn’t have a clue
‘Bout Pete and You-Know-Who
Up a tree without a broom
Watch out for the Auror for all seasons
Clubs ’em and leaves ’em alone, so alone
Hexed to the bone

At the Ministry
Saving Weasleys, all,
Commoners and landed gentry
Her word is bond
Whether red-head or blond
Baby, it’s so elementary
For the girl never messed up your life
With one curse
See the film, you’ll know how it goes
But this ain’t no fiction
Just check the diction, quid pro quo, a pro’s pro
Fellas, don’t be jealous
When they made her they broke the mold
So charismatic, willing automatic
For a Weasley, ne’er too old

Queen and country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground
And no one knows ‘cos no one’s found
Any trace of the Auror for all seasons
Clubs ’em and leaves ’em alone, so alone
And you and I wouldn’t have a clue
‘Bout Pete and You-Know-Who
Up a tree without a broom
Watch out for the Auror for all seasons
Clubs ’em and leaves ’em alone, so alone
Hexed to the bone

Submitted by: Melissa J.