Avada Kedavra

to the tune of “Hakuna Matata” from The Lion King

Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

RON: Yeah, take Harry for example.
(sings) Before he was at Hogwarts…

Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!

Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face) Lovely, Harry.

Harry: (spoken) Thank you.

Ron: His parents were nice, young Lily and James
A great witch and wizard with a well-known name

Harry: Then Voldemort came- Through our door, he burst
And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse!
And oh, the pain!

(Ron: Yes, he was in pain)

Harry: Thought of changing my name!

(Ron: Oh, what’s in a name?)

Harry: ‘Till I went to Hogwarts

(Ron: Where did you go?)

Harry: It’s located in-

Ron: (covering Harry’s mouth) Harry! Not in front of the Muggles!

Both:
Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You’ll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That’s the end of your days
It’s Voldy’s moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

Submitted by: JungMin