Boy All the Witches Want

to the tune of “Girl All the Bad Guys Want” by Bowling for Soup

After class, in the corridor and I’m waiting
To finally talk to a boy a little braver than me
His name is Harry and he’s called the Boy Who Lived
‘Cause he survived the curse the Dark Lord tried to put on him
And when he flies
The crowd cheers and applauds for him
He doesn’t notice me!

‘Cause he’s playing Quidditch
Trying to catch the Snitch
Escaping the Dark Lord
Getting into mischief
It’s like a Muggle movie
I just cannot let him be!
He has got to be with me!
I am bent on one knee!
Why can’t he see
That he’s the boy all the witches want?
He’s the boy all the witches want!

He likes Cho Chang and I just do not like this
Will it change his mind if I give him just one little kiss?
He said he’d like to ask her to the Yule Ball
He’ll never know that I’m the best that he’ll ever have

And when he flies
The crowd cheers and applauds for him
He’ll never notice me!

‘Cause he’s playing Quidditch
Trying to catch the Snitch
Escaping the Dark Lord
Getting into mischief
He likes ’em with a touch
Good-looks don’t matter much
Flying on a broomstick
Does a wand make a witch?
It’s like a Muggle movie
I just cannot let him be!
He has got to be with me!
I am bent on one knee!
Why can’t he see
That he’s the boy all the witches want?

He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!

There he goes again
With his glasses on
And his untidy hair
He broke my heart
Just like his aunt inflated
And more than Voldemort ever hated!

Now I’m playing Quidditch,
Trying to catch the Snitch,
Escaping the Dark Lord
Getting into mischief
I don’t think I’ve got that touch
Now, pretty faces matter much
And I don’t got no broomstick, broomstick, broomstick
It’s like a Muggle movie
I just cannot let him be!
He has got to be with me!
I am bent on one knee!
Why can’t he see
That he’s the boy all the witches want?

He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!
He’s the boy all the witches want!

Submitted by: PhOeNiX