Don’t Shriek

by · December 4, 2013

to the tune of “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt

(As sung by Hermione Granger)

Him and me
We could’ve been together
Doing spells together, always
I really feel
That I’m losing my best friend
His ruffled sleeves
That were frayed at the ends
It looks as though
I’ll be doing S.P.E.W alone
And if it’s Fleur
Well I don’t want to know

Don’t shriek
I know that spell he’s saying
It doesn’t need explaining
It’s not the Cruciatus Curse
Don’t shriek
I know just what he’s thinking
‘Cause of that Veritaserum he’s been drinking
Don’t tell him, it will hurt!

Our memories
Of watching Harry and cheering
Winning for Gryffindor
Very exciting
As he dives, you and I
Cheer and start holding hands
He dives and flies

Don’t shriek
I know that spell he’s saying
It doesn’t need explaining
It’s not the Cruciatus Curse
Nooo, nooo, nooo
Don’t shriek
I know just what he’s thinking
That’s not Butterbeer he’s been drinking
Don’t tell him, it’s a curse!

My wand’s extending
I gotta stop pretending;
I love Ron…

Him and me,
I can see us kissing…
Ronnie…

Don’t shriek
I know the spell I’m saying
It doesn’t need explaining
It’s not the Cruciatus Curse!
Nooo, nooo, nooo
Don’t shriek
I know just what he’s thinking
Because the Imperius Curse is working
I’m using an Unforgivable Curse!
I’m using an Unforgivable Curse!
I know the spell I’m saying
And I don’t need your warnings

Don’t shriek!
Don’t shriek!
Don’t shriek!
No!

Submitted by: Azzo

 

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