Don’t Trust a Cho

by · December 4, 2013

to the tune of “Don’t Trust Me” by 3OH!3

Black robes with the tights underneath
Her pretty face, it reflects, off Hermione’s buckteeth
And she’s an Asian, and she gets me weak-kneed
She makes a super Quidditch seeker for the Ravenclaw Team

Sp-Sp-Sp-Sprung, for this beautiful geek,
While my chances are slimmed out ’cause of some other physique,
T-tell your boyfriend, if he’s gonna go cheat,
That I can fight in light and dim and I don’t need no help from him.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She’ll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don’t trust a Cho,
Never trust a Cho,
Won’t trust a Cho,
‘Cause the Cho won’t trust me

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She’ll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don’t trust a Cho,
Never trust a Cho,
Won’t trust a Cho,
‘Cause the Cho won’t trust me

Tears stream, down the front of her face,
Wipe them cause poor Cedric had died in that place
And her status (status)
It seemed to be free,
And during class, I daydreamed of us out to tea

G-g-g-glances, startle my heart,
Shaking at our date in that little coffee shop.
And the worst is (worst is),
Your jealousy went too far,
Just that lonely boy, with that stupid scar.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She’ll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don’t trust a Cho,
Never trust a Cho,
Won’t trust a Cho,
‘Cause the Cho won’t trust me

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She’ll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don’t trust a Cho,
Never trust a Cho,
Won’t trust a Cho,
‘Cause the Cho won’t trust me

Flick girl, flick your wrist
Cast a mean patronus
And chant with your lips

I said flick girl, flick your wrist
Cast a mean Patronus
And chant with your lips
I said flick girl, flick your wrist
Cast a mean patronus
And chant with your lipsssss
Woah, woah, woah…

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She’ll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don’t trust a Cho,
Never trust a Cho,
Won’t trust a Cho,
‘Cause the Cho won’t trust me

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She’ll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don’t trust a Cho,
Never trust a Cho,
Won’t trust a Cho,
‘Cause the Cho won’t trust me

Submitted by: Annie

 

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