Draco Malfoy
to the tune of “TiK ToK” by Ke$ha
Wake up in the morning feeling like Draco Malfoy
Gonna roll out the bed and hang out with my boys.
Before I leave, come up with mean things to say to Potter
Like get up in his grill and say he looks like a snotter.
I’m talking bout
Drinking butterbeer, beer
Picking on first years, years
Running from what I fear, cause I never do anything useful anyway.
Turning my friends into chicks, chicks.
Looking for fights to pick, pick.
Trying to do some magic.
I’m a coward,
I like to glower,
I dated a girl named after a flower.
I hate Potter,
He’s a bother
Cause he knows I’m so much hotter.
Mum’s a witch,
So’s Bellatrix,
And I never catch the Snitch, it’s like
Whoa, oh oh oh. Whoa, oh oh.
I became I Death Eater when I was only sixteen
For the lives of my parent’s, even though they’re mean
Everyone says Barty Crouch Jr., deserves a merit
Because he made me the amazing bouncing ferret.
I’m talking bout
Rolling ’round on the floor, floor
Trying to kill Dumbledore, ‘dore.
Snape ain’t around no more, more.
I’ll keep prancing around town, town.
Till Voldemort gets knocked down, down.
Voldemort gets knocked down, down.
Vol, vol, gets knocked down.
I’m a coward,
I like to glower,
I dated a girl named after a flower.
I hate Potter,
He’s a bother
Cause he knows I’m so much hotter.
Mum’s a witch,
So’s Bellatrix,
And I never catch the Snitch, it’s like
Whoa, oh oh oh. Whoa, oh oh.
You set me up,
You beat me down,
Harry Potter, I hate you.
With my wand up, I got you, now.
Harry Potter, I hate you.
You set me up,
You beat me down,
Harry Potter, I hate you.
With my wand up, I got you, now.
I got you, now.
Now, Hogwarts ain’t fly until I let the Death Eaters in.
I’m a coward,
I like to glower,
I dated a girl named after a flower.
I hate Potter,
He’s a bother
Cause he knows I’m so much hotter.
Mum’s a witch,
So’s Bellatrix,
And I never catch the Snitch, it’s like
Whoa, oh oh oh. Whoa, oh oh.
Submitted by: Jaelin
