I’m in the Order

by · December 4, 2013

to the tune of “I’m a Believer” by The Monkees

I hung out in school with all the Slytherins.
I learned every curse that I could find.
I hated James and Sirius.
They both hated me.
Right hand of the Dark Lord I would be.

Then I changed my mind. Now I’m in the Order.
Dumbledore is standing by me.
I’m a spy—ooooh…
I’m in the Order, not a supporter
Of You-Know-Who.
I’m a practiced expert at Legilimens.

Good enough to fool Lord Voldemort.
Harry is suspicious.
He’s just like his dad.
Wondering if I’m really good or bad.
‘Cause I changed my mind. Now I’m in the Order.

Dumbledore is standing by me.
I’m a spy—ooooh…
I’m in the Order, not a supporter
Of You-Know-Who.

(Musical Interlude)

Dumbledore believes me.
He’s a trusting man.
Serving him or Voldy—what’s my plan?

Did I change my mind? I’m still in the Order.
Dumbledore is standing by me.
I’m a spy—ooooh…
I’m in the Order, or a supporter
Of You-Know-Who.

Submitted by: Ellen and Sebastian

 

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