O Azkaban

to the tune of “O Christmas Tree” by Ernst Anschütz

O Azkaban, O Azkaban
How are thy guards so evil
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
How are thy guards so evil
You break the rules, it never fails
They’ll tear off all your fingernails
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
How are thy guards so evil

O Azkaban, O Azkaban
The weather here is lovely
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
The weather here is lovely
The North Sea climate’s not so fun
Been twelve years since I’ve seen the sun
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
The weather here is lovely

O Azkaban, O Azkaban
The food here is disgusting
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
The food here is disgusting
The peas are blue, the meat I hate
Tastes like a rat died on my plate
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
The food here is disgusting

O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Bellatrix kind of scares me
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Bellatrix kind of scares me
She is a rather crazy sort
Thinks she’s in love with Voldemort
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Bellatrix kind of scares me

O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Impossible to flee thee
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Impossible to flee thee
Escaping’s something you can’t do
Unless a dog you turn into
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Impossible to flee thee

O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Dementor please don’t kiss me
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Dementor please don’t kiss me
Your breath is bad, why can’t you see
Here have a mint, they’re quite tasty
O Azkaban, O Azkaban
Dementor please don’t kiss me

Submitted by: Tom