Shock
to the tune of “Clocks” by Coldplay
DUMBLEDORE:
He lifted his wand and I can’t be saved,
Fear and wonder that floods my mind
Have brought me down upon my knees,
Oh, I beg, I beg and plead.
Tell me, why are you doin’ this crime?
Are you Voldy’s guy or mine?
And Snape, was this to you assigned?
Or are you really his kind?
HARRY:
Crying, boo hoo. Boo hoo.
DUMBLEDORE:
Confusion that never stops,
Plots unfold and actions shock.
But where do your loyalties lay?
And which master do you obey?
Crying, is this why we argued?
Is this what you didn’t want to do?
Was this done with my consent?
Or was this Voldemort’s intent?
HARRY:
Cryin’, boohoo. Boohoo.
Boohoo. Boohoo.
Boohoo. Boohoo.
Oh, nothing else compares.
Oh, nothing else compares.
And nothing else compares.
Boohoo. Boohoo.
No, no, but I still need your help!
No, no, but I still need to know!
No, no, but I still need your help!
No, no, but I still need you now!
Submitted by: Laura Venzke