Voldy Had a Bad Day

to the tune of “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter

He walked up past the Potters’ gate-post
Blew down the door and the father was lost
The mom screamed for him to stay away
But he didn’t care what she had to say
Just a simple curse and she was gone

Turned to the kid about to hit a new low
Raising his wand getting ready to go
His life has not been perfectly fine
He’s split his soul several times
About to kill the Potters’ son

But Voldy had a bad day
He lost his dark crown
His body was lyin’ somewhere on the ground
They said he was dead
They said he was gone
But he went to Albania and was there for a while
Voldy had a bad day
The scar don’t lie
Voldy’s curse backfired
Where he went they couldn’t find
Voldy had a bad day
Voldy had a bad day

Well, Voldy lost his way
He would just kill Muggles everyday
But he didn’t think it was wrong

Voldy had a bad day
He was truly kicked out of town
He just needed a Death Eater to turn things around
They said he was dead
They said he was gone
Everyone smiled and Harry was fine
Voldy had a bad day
The wreckage don’t lie
Voldy lost his high ground and Bellatrix cried
Voldy had a bad day
Oooohh… holiday

Sometimes curses go wrong in a blink
And the whole thing comes out wrong
He did not make it back that night and the party lasted long
He was gone

Yeah… yeah… yeah… yeah

Where was the servant you needed the most
Lucius and I
When Harry turns 17 the magic is lost

But Voldy had a bad day
He never knew how
He ran to Albania just to think it out
Yet they said he was dead
They said he was gone
When questioned a lot of Death Eaters lied
Voldy had a bad day
He had really been psyched
When you heard from Snape what you liked
Voldy had a bad day
Voldy had a bad day

Submitted by: Brandon