VoldyBack
to the tune of “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake
WORMTAIL:
I’m bringing Voldy back, yeah
Them other Death Eaters don’t know how to act, yeah
Harry thinks he’s special ’cause what’s on his head, yeah
But if he turns around then I’ll kick his butt, yeah
(Take ’em to the graveyard)
Gorgeous Voldy
You see my silver hand
Oh, I’m your slave
I was there with you in the graveyard
It’s because no one makes me feel this way
(Take ’em back to Hogwarts)
CHORUS:
HARRY: Come here, sir
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: Dumbledore
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: Someone’s dead
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: Cedric’s dead
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: He just killed him
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: He couldn’t touch my face
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: But now he can
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: He is alive
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: ‘Cause He is back
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
HARRY: Voldemort is back
DUMBLEDORE: Go ahead, be gone with it
(6x)
FUDGE: He really isn’t back
(END CHORUS)
HARRY:
I’m bringing Cedric back, yeah
Them so-called prefects don’t know how to act, yeah
I have to make up for the things they lack, yeah
So I’d better hurry up and bring him back, yeah
(Take him to his senses)
SNAPE:
Crazy Harry
You see my dark mark
I was his slave
You cannot bring Cedric back again
Avada Kedavra is way too strong
(CHORUS)
HARRY:
I can’t bring Cedric back, yeah
Even Hermione didn’t know a spell, yeah
She’s Ron’s girl but he’d better watch his back, yeah
‘Cause Krum loves her and he’s a superstar, yeah
(Take ’em back to Hogwarts)
(CHORUS)
Submitted by: Amy