Wizard Boy

to the tune of “Sk8er Boy” by Avril Lavigne

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
She was a Muggle
He did magic
What more can I say?

He wanted her
She’d never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his long robes!

He was a wizard boy
She said, “See you later, boy”
He wasn’t good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But she was so down-to-earth
She needed to accept
His magical powers

Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the babies, she’s all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
She sees Voldemort’s scary face!

She calls up her friends
They already know
Now even Muggles know ’bout him
Voldy is back
And Wizard Boy
Is now the Chosen Boy

He was a wizard boy
She said, “See you later, boy”
He wasn’t good enough for her
Now he’s a superstar
Fighting against Voldemort
Does your pretty face
See what he’s worth?

He was a wizard boy
She said, “See you later, boy”
He wasn’t good enough for her
Now he’s a superstar
Fighting against Voldemort
Does your pretty face
See what he’s worth?

Submitted by: Anna