Transcribed by Marissa Osman
Alison Siggard: So hi, we're here with Jon and Nick from the San Francisco and New York productions of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. And we're going to test their Harry Potter knowledge a little bit.
Nicholas Podany: Apparently we're starting with the hardest question.
Alison: Yeah. So this is the hardest trivia question I've ever come across.
Nicholas: Oh no.
Alison: What is the name of the broomstick designer that is name-dropped in Deathly Hallows? Only once.
Helene Karp: Why are you so brutal?
Alison: They asked me to do this!
Nicholas: You know what? No, no, no, no, no. Well, I just wanted to hear... That is truly...
Jon Steiger: If you know, I'm going to freak out.
Nicholas: Wait, no, I don't... When is he name-dropped? Was he name-dropped because...
Jon: Is it the guy who did the Nimbus line?
Nicholas: Oh! Because he's talking to Krum.
Alison: No. It's during...
Nicholas: The wedding?
Alison: ... a hearing. It's during a hearing.
Nicholas: During a hearing?
Alison: Yeah.
Nicholas: Oh boy.
Jon: Is it the guy who did the Nimbus 2000 line?
Nicholas: Is it Nimbus?
Alison: Oh shoot, now I don't remember if it's the Nimbus one.
Jon: Because if it is...
Helene: Do you know the answer? You ought to know the answer.
Alison: I know the answer!
Jon: Because if it is him, I kid you not, I have his chocolate frog card.
Alison: Oh my gosh, that's amazing!
Nicholas: No!
Jon: I am not even joking! I'm not joking!
Helene: What's the answer then?
Nicholas: What is it?
Jon: I don't know!
Nicholas: But you have his chocolate frog card?
Jon: I do!
Nicholas: Let's see if it is correct. What is it?
Alison: His name is Archie.
Jon: Yeah!
Nicholas: No! You got it!
Jon: Yes! I'm so mad!
Alison: He's just won like everything right now. Just wanted to let you guys know. [laughs]
Jon: I'm so mad!
Nicholas: You have his chocolate frog card?
Jon: I have Helga Hufflepuff's...
Nicholas: I just have three Dumbledores.
[Alison laughs]
Jon: I'm furious.
Alison: I think I have [unintelligible]
Nicholas: I have three Dumbledores. It's infuriating.
Alison: Okay, so let's do some other ones.
[Jon laughs]
Alison: What are the three D's of Apparition?
Jon: Destination.
Nicholas: Deliberation.
Jon and Nicholas: Determination.
Nicholas: And deliberation.
Jon: Distance.
Alison: It's deliberation.
Nicholas: Deliberation, yeah. We got there. We got there together.
Alison: You got there together.
Jon: I'm reading [Book] 6 right now! I just finished that chapter!
[Alison and Jon laugh]
Jon: I need to go home.
Nicholas: Oh, that character description of that guy who looks like he could be blown over by [the] wind. Oh, that's amazing.
Alison: What's Ron's middle name? That's easy.
Helene: You got this.
Nicholas: Ronald... B-b-b...
Helene: You got this.
Helene: Yeah. It starts with a B.
Alison: It starts with a B.
Nicholas: God, it's so perfect. Bilius?
Alison and Helene: Yes!
Nicholas: Yeah.
Alison: What's Hermione's middle name?
Nicholas: Oh! Oh! Hermione something Granger. Oh boy. It's not Rose.
Jon: I was about to say that!
[Alison laughs]
Nicholas: I was going to say Rose too.
Jon: I was about to say Rose.
Nicholas: But that's just...
Alison: That's her daughter. That's her daughter. You're close.
Jon: It's got a J in it.
Helene: It does start with a... it has a J in it. He's right.
Jon: Jane.
Helene: Close. Close.
Alison: You are close.
Nicholas: Jenny? Jennifer?
Jon and Nicholas: Jean.
Alison: It's Jean, yeah.
Helene: Jean.
Alison: Okay, so here's a followup question. What was her name going to be, and which character got that middle name instead?
Nicholas: Luna.
Jon: Well, you know, it's Philosopher's Stone in London.
[Alison laughs]
Nicholas: Ernie Macmillan.
[Alison and Helene laugh]
Nicholas: Hermione Ernie Macmillan Granger.
Jon: Ernie Macmillan!
Helene: So accurate.
Alison: Close.
Nicholas: Is it Ginny?
Alison: No.
Nicholas: I have no idea.
Alison: So it was going to be Jane.
Nicholas: Jane? Who's Jane?
Alison: No, for her middle name.
Helene: Dolores Jane Umbridge.
Nicholas: No!
Alison: Yeah.
Nicholas: Y'all are crazy!
Alison: [laughs] What'[re] some other good ones we've got?
Helene: What is Harry's wand wood and core?
Alison: Oh that's a good one.
Jon: His core is a...
Nicholas: Phoenix.
Jon: ... phoenix.
Nicholas: Spoilers.
[Alison and Helene laugh]
Nicholas: His wand is... I actually don't know.
Jon: Oak?
Nicholas: No, it's not oak.
Alison: It's holly.
Nicholas: It's holly.
Alison: Holly and phoenix, yeah. My backpack is in the way of everyone.
Jon: Holly and a phoenix, yeah.
Helene: You can you guys tell us your characters, Scorpius and Albus's...
Alison and Jon: Yeah.
Helene: ... wands and cores?
[Jon looks at Nicholas]
Jon: Do you know yours?
Alison: His face!
Nicholas: Absolutely not.
Jon: I don't either.
Nicholas: Has this...?
Jon: Is this canon?
[Alison and Jon laugh]
Nicholas: Okay, okay, so here's...
Alison: Oh no, let's not get into that debate. [laughs]
Nicholas: So here's my thing about canon stuff about my character because I looked up his birthday, and got about 10 birthdays. And I was like, "Well, I guess it's up to me now."
Jon: Oh wow.
Nicholas: So I actually don't know the...
Jon: I don't know.
Helene: Isn't Albus's cherry?
Alison: It was mentioned once somewhere, and I have to go look it up again.
Nicholas: I've just been using...
Helene: Because there'[re] the cherry pits in the wand, right?
Jon: We don't even know this stuff.
Nicholas: I know.
Helene: Am I wrong?
Alison: You'll have to go up to the high levels and figure this out.
Nicholas: Higher levels, I know.
Jon: Go through the Harry Potter backchannels.
Alison: Get the hookup stat.
Jon: Darknet Harry Potter.
Helene: Okay, how about this. This isn't a trivia question. Favorite Harry Potter characters.
Alison: Oh, and I have a followup one.
Helene: Of the whole series.
Nicholas: Luna Lovegood.
Helene: Luna Lovegood?
Jon: Hedwig. He counts.
Alison: Aw!
Nicholas: Nice.
Alison: What's your favorite book? Of the seven books, what's your favorite?
Jon: Ooh!
Nicholas: [Book] 3.
Jon: Yeah. Honestly, I can't argue with that.
Alison: Yes. The right answer. Right answer. What's your favorite movie?
Nicholas: [Movie] 3.
Alison: The right answer. [laughs]
Nicholas: Both.
Jon: Yeah.
Nicholas: Which is not to say that all of them are bad, it's just like, boy...
Jon: It's great, because it's a tough question in its own right. It's a tough question. Honestly though, after being a part of this and stuff like that, [Movie] 4 is starting to become...
Alison: [Movie] 4 is underrated, I think.
Jon: You're going to hate me, [Movie] 4 might be my favorite movie.
Alison: Alright, thank you so much, guys.