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MuggleNet gets "pwned"
At approximately 7pm on January 2nd, a team of sexually frustrated men (hackers) penetrated MuggleNet's defenses, bravely fighting off Damon's armies of killer dragons and ninjas to breach our servers. The invaders were driven off, however, and the site has been restored.We apologize for the interruption, and will now continue with our regular business of not messing in other people's business.
Posted by Emerson on Jan 5th |
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Emerson is the man.........
Emerson is the man..........
Woot! Go Mugglenet! Kick those sexually frustrated men in the you know where! :D
oops.... I didn't mean to post that twice......
Haha! Hilarious!
LOL. Well of course who could win against ninjas? I remember checking other HP sites, waiting for them to announce mugglenet was down. Never saw it though. How sad Anyway glad to see it up and running
emerson, can you pls try improving youre site instead of insulting other people for what they do with their time?
The person who posted before must also fall into the category of sexually frustrated... Get used to mugglenet's blunt humor :P
Hah, someone updated Wikipedia to announce that it was hacked. However they do say that 'mugglenet was back up on Jan 4th with no announcement of blah blah blah...' Some one ought to update that.
no, its just annoying that instead of news we get this bull. In general, theres nothing wrong with the hacker community.
Haha, I love Emerson.
I went to mugglenet right at the same time as it was hacked!! i got sooooooo freaked out!!
I went to mugglenet right at the same time as it was hacked!! i got sooooooo freaked out!!
I went to mugglenet right at the same time as it was hacked!! i got sooooooo freaked out!!
There's nothing wrong with the hacker community?? You mean other than the lack of respect and morals? I'm glad MN's completely back.
Yay! When I went to the site and saw it had been hacked, I nearly cried. Haha, but glad it's back up. (:
Good hackers get more tail then you can imagine. Don't lump moron pranksters in with hackers.
I said In general. Sure you get uber leet aholes who can be just annoying but hacking isnt just screwing up websites for no reasons.
Emerson Damon and MuggleNet ROCK! And Emerson is hilarious. Grey: "The only think protecting Leaky is Dawlish, and we all know how that can go:) lol " lol indeed
Glad to have Mugglenet back!!! Leaky was my salvation while MN was down. Hope those sexually frustrated men find some relief soon. In any case, The SPoT troops were ready to help restore the site...we know this place from place to bottom so we were ready assist in case you lost some files during the attack :D Hope Damon's Security now included Auror's guarding every entrance to Mugglenet :D
hahaha. Am I the only one who found this really funny?
YAY FOR MUGGLENET BEING BACK. I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE. "a team of sexually frustrated men (hackers) penetrated MuggleNet's defenses" lololol. xD
Hahahahahaha! I was extremely bewildered, and have to check the calendar twice to see if it was April Fools! This is funny!
I wish Emerson would post all the posts and give them an "Emerson" touch:) lol that sounded kind of funny, but you know what I mean:)
It's true that not all hackers are bad. You just tend to only hear about hackers when they do something damaging like this. Hacking is really supposed to be about freedom of information. As for these guys, Emerson should find them and have sex with them himself.
It really takes a hacker to get a post out of Emerson...
LMAO. Emerson, you freaking rock. "Sexually frustrated", no kidding.
lol, everyone is so excited that Emerson wrote "sexually frustrated", but we all know that it was Drew Spartz and Ryan Sims:) Has anyone else seen that facebook group?
"sexually frustrated men"..? You clearly don't know the full meaning of the word "hacker"...
Its no different then stereotyping someone for their race or religion. Emerson, you are a goofy looking hypocrite. you are more likely to find a white hat or someone just having some fun in the pursuit of knowledge then those like the people who hacked mugglenet.
'sexually frustrated men'...lol emerson XDDD
haha...you'll have to work harder to take out the best site on the web you dirty hacker scum!
That's why it wasn't working. I was crying that day because I thought Mugglenet was gone!!!!
^^^gosh me too!! i was wondering why i couldn't post or anything and thought there was something wrong with my account!!but well done mugglenet for sorting it out quickly...it feels so good to be posting lol and'sexually fustrated men' uhh LOL!!
wow! i am utterly shocked and disapointed (not at mugglenet) that any body cud do such a thing! i remember when it happened too, i was very frustrated cuz i was checking for any more updates. i can not believe ppl wud stoop to such a lvl, and ruin our only joy of harry potter left, seeing as how the books r over:(. any way, thanks a million mugglenet, u truly care!
Congrats for your quick recovery. It's great to have you back again. Warm regards from Spain.
As someone who has been on the comment board for a while and ran into you before Grnd3lW4Ld I would think twice before calling Emerson a hypocrite. Then again that might ruin the meaning of the word...
It's Good That Emerson Makes Light Of The Situation! Loll..x
ehehe thats quite funny but glad damon managed t fight them off.
Morning ya'll YIPPIEE MUGGLENET IS BVAK!
I was wondering when you were going to mention it. I was casually surfing by, then I see this message about having got hacked insyead of MuggletNet's page showing up. I panicked! I thought it was me that got hacked. I had to check and see if anyone else got that hacker message when they went to the site. Wierd. I'm just glad they didn't ruin the site when they hacked in.
They left a message when mugglenet got hacked!!! Darn where was i oh yeah school..
So any cheesecakians?? Ah well i oggta go to church
ass holes. nothing can destroy mugglenet!
lol im sry mugglent got "pwned" but at least the site wasnt brought down!!!
I was in school when I heard this (im homeschooled). My friend called me and (what I thought she said) was that someone died. Well I started freaking out. I told my mom and told her I would be down in two seconds! When I saw mugglenet had been hacked. I felt better but horrible for poor Emerson and his pawns, who had to fix this all. Me and my friend (or my friend and I) were trying to figure out who it was and decided we'd send cards to Emerson. The whole day, I typed in Mugglenet and got that orange/yellow/brown page. I was horrified. What my friend had REALLY said, was that someone was gonna die. I'm like 'Who would have the nerve to do something like this?' I really feel that Mugglenet is amazing. It has fixed the hackers (or, as Emerson calls it, sexually frustrated men) doings and saved the kingdom (Mugglenet). Hurrah! Hurrah! I know, very nerdy. But that's me! And Emerson, love the dragons and knights detail. You guys over there or, erm, around the world, are amazing!
Haha Emerson, that was great. I opened MN that morning and saw it and I was like WHAT!?!?! hahaha.. after you got it down i was like whoever did this is a bunch of morons. "pwned you"? they needed and need to get lives.
hahahaha!... you do get out of everything something funny xD... sexually frustrated men! xD... hahahahaha!... that got me howling:P... heeheee!... anyway!... nic o have mugglenet back!... long live mugglenet!... and to those sexually frustrated men: never mess with magic people like us=B
Oh, gosh. Did I say knights? Stupid me! I meant ninjas... You are so right, sammygirlpower! Emerson (who rocks.. you cant deny it!) never posts anything. I didn't think I'd live to see the day Emerson posted something! polkadot... you're right too! Morons.. My friend and I (happy?) figured it was some jerk (not saying their jerks! Well, the hackers are...) from a competing HP site.. We should do that thing the Mugglecasters do. Give them the Listener Please Stop Listening to Our Show E-Mail of the Week.. only it should be Jerk Please Stop Logging Onto Our Site of The Week... I love you all over there at Mugglenet/Mugglecast.. Keep up the amazing work!
Sexually frustrated? hm.... well I was very impressed at how fast mugglenet came back up. I hope that none of Damon's dragons and ninjas were seriously injured!
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