The Dark Lord


To the tune of 1985 by Bowling for Soup


Harry just hit the wall
Never had it all
His cousin is a pig
And all his family is dead
He dreams about a door
All thanks to Voldemort
He was born to stop him
So where is his plan

He was going to save the wizards
He was going to pass the NEWTS
He was going to save them all
From mighty Voldemort
Voldemort is his archenemey
Looks back in time
And sees that nothing has been alright

Since he started Hogwarts
Everything's a problem
With Ron and Hermione
Helping him along the way
The slytherins tell him that he's uncool
But he is preoccupied
With the, with the, with the Dark Lord
Whooo
The Dark Lord
Whooo

Chorus

He's heard all the prophecies
He knows every line
From the one when he was born
Even Voldemort's
Hes been knocked out, wham
Not a big Voldemort fan
Thought he'd get a hand
From Dumbledore

Where his firebolt
Made of mahogany
And whose idea was it, to make him the start of the prophet?
When did he become, the chosen one?

Chorus

He hates his scar
It hurts him
When did Voldemort get inside his head
And did Ron become a keeper
Please make this stop, stop
So he can understand

Chorus x2

Submitted by Adellanira



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