CC #093: Week of July 25, 2004
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‘HOLD IT! We have to save the whales!’
-Angela
Shrunken Head: Little old lady at 12 o’clock!
Ernie: You’d think my Trelawney-style glasses would help me see this coming…
-Tara
Harry Potter: 75 years from now.
-Rebecca
But the hard-working Dr. Frankenstein realized that his work had all been in vain when, while coming home one night from a bar, he crashed into his monster.
-Vivian
Harry: What was that bump in the road?
Ernie: Oh, just a big black barking plot point, that’s all…
-Ashlin
Ern: If we don’t get up to 88mph, we’ll never make the jump!
Stan: Ah… this is Harry Potter, Ern, not Back to the Future!
Ern: Great Scott!
-Mystik
Coming soon: The Fast and the Furious 3
-Azarath
Ernie: Mock!
Stan: Yeah!
Ernie: Bird!
Stan: Yeah!
Ernie: Yeah! Yeah!
Stan: Look, there’s two people who want a ride, too!
Ernie: Pick them up!
-Jessi and Caitlin
‘Eat my dust, NASCAR!’
-RJ
‘Pass me in some new fangled, shiny Delorean, Eh, Dr. Brown? Well, let’s see you do this! *Pulls extra-dimensional travel shifter* Ha!’
-Rob
Shrunken Head: No, Ern, don’t drive towards the light!
Ern: It’s calling me…
Shrunken Head: No, turn back!
Ern: Can’t reach… trying…
Passengers: No!
-Val
Dumbledore’s Summer Job
-Nauta
Ernie: ‘Darn it – I just hit a low-flying hippogriff!’
-Jessica
‘Was that a red light I just passed? And was that a speed bump or a pedestrian? Oh well. I really should give Harry his glasses back…‘
-Kell
Ernie: *Squints up at the sky* What is that?
Stan: It’s a bird!
Shrunken Head: No, it’s a plane…
Harry: No – It’s my Aunt Marge. Just keep driving.
-Emily
Ernie: Is that… the Half-Blood Prince?
*He fails to break*
Ernie: Er… new title, anyone?
-Laura
Harry Potter, now aged into his 80’s. His glasses are broken for the 200th time, and he is now known as The Boy Who’s Still Alive.
-Crystal
Harry: Why are you driving so fast?
Driver: Because I have to get this Caption Entry to MuggleNet.com before Thursday!
-Anissa
Hopelessly typecast after the Harry Potter series, actor Dan Radcliffe spends the rest of his days in the public transit field.
-Tee
Enterprise: ‘We’ll pick you up!’
-Laura M.
Shrunken Head: Little old lady at 12:00!
Ernie: ’12:00′?! Time for my medication!
-Bridget
