CC #102: Week of October 3, 2004

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While they were waiting to go to Hogsmeade, the Hogwarts students decided to play a game of Telephone.
Neville: I was born to two aurors at the end of July…
*Ten Minutes Later*
Harry: Cornelius Fudge has goblins baked in pies?
-Olivia M.

The signing of the petition to end all Spice Channel captions.
-Erin

Filch: *Writing furiously*:
Hanging children by their toesies,
Pinching their snotty little nosies,
Torture is what I like to commit,
Come here, you little brat, and sit!
-Ninfa

Minerva: Your request to join the MuggleNet Staff has been denied, Potter. They say that you’re an imposter fan.
Harry: Oh… but I am Harry Potter!
-Pliskin

As part of MuggleNet’s new ‘No Child Left Behind’ program, a record number of extras were allowed in this week’s caption.
-LC

When word got out that you could read the remaining Harry Potter books via the Room of Requirement, people from all over England lined up.
-Talia

McGonagall: ‘Mr. Potter, it is only necessary that I deny you access to Hogsmeade in front of the entire school. How else would all attention be drawn to you?’
-Taylor

Harry: ‘Umm… please don’t spear me with your hat…’
-Melissa

McGonagall: ‘Potter, I’ve told you time and time again. You may not clone students to make an army to fight Lord Voldemort.’
-Kekelina

Dumbledore’s Funeral Reading.
McGonagall: ‘To Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley: 9 Sickles and a Dungbomb. Next!’
-Christina

Narrator: ‘Suddenly, Democrats realized that a definition of marriage was necessary…’
-K8

‘Harry, will you accept this rose?’
-Taylor

McGonagall: ‘Well, Mr. Potter, it seems that you are the only one left who hasn’t questioned Alfonso Cuaron’s artistic integrity…. And for that, I cannot allow you to go to Hogsmeade.’
-James

Harry: You know, MuggleNet really does keep setting themselves up for all these ‘Back-of-my-head’ captions…
-SmR

Harry: Is it really necessary to humiliate me in front of all of these people just because I can’t go to Hogsmeade?
McGonagall: Of course! It builds character. You’ll need that in the next four books, by the way…
-Jeffrey

McGonagall: Your dog ate your permission form? Really, Mr. Potter, is that some sort of joke?
Harry: No, seriously, Professor. I forgot to give Sirius his breakfast this morning and… well, he was hungry.
-Teresa

Harry: Look, Professor… It’s not that we’re not enjoying Filch’s rendition of Everybody Wants to be a Cat… it’s just that we would all much rather go to Hogsmeade!
Filch: …Everybody’s pickin’ up on the feline beat… ‘Cause everything else is so ob-so-lete!
-Ali

McGonagall quickly regrets her rather immature remark of ‘You and what army?’.
-Charity and Emily

The entire congregation watched as Harry took his first Magical Communion…
-Lindsay

McGonagall: *Shakes his hand* ‘Congratulations, Harry, you have finally earned your degree in ‘’Appearing in Caption Contest Pictures”.’
-Gloria

McGonagall: I’m sorry, but all of you have been expelled from Hogwarts because of the move. The new castle simply doesn’t have enough room… that new clock takes up a lot of space.
-Zee