CC #173: Week of March 5, 2006
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Harry: *Singing* I can show you… *stops* well, not a lot… this one only goes to 500 feet.
Cho: …
-Shelby the Pirate
Cho: Harry, how many times do I have to tell you that Aladdin is NOT a Chinese love story?!?!
-Christine H.
Background Song: ‘You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!’
Harry: No! No! No! That’s NOT the right background song!
Backround Song: ‘Somewhere over the rainbow -‘
Cho: That isn’t it either!
Backround Song: ‘I’m gonna fly like an eagle!’
Harry & Cho: *Sigh and give up* …
-Adriana
Harry: I can show you the world…
Cho: Oh yeah? I heard you showed Moaning Myrtle alot more than you have ever showed me.
Harry: DARN that bathroom scene!!!
-Prestojo
Harry: I can show you the world!
Cho: Harry… could you show me… erm, you know…
Harry: *Excited* Yes?!
Cho: *Eyes swell with tears* show me Cedric’s grave?
Harry: … *Pushes Cho off the carpet.*
-Bailey
‘I thought magic carpets were outlawed a while ago…oh well, it’s not as if the Ministry doesn’t consider me a law-breaking delinquent already. Let’s go, Cho!’
-Freddy
Cho: Slow down, Harry!
Harry: I Can’t! ‘The Sopranos’ starts in 5 minutes!
-Helene
In a special episode of ‘The Magic Schoolbus’, Harry and Cho join Miss Frizzle and the gang for an adventure inside the human lung.
Miss Frizzle: *off-screen* ‘And these cloud-like things are called alveoli! *Pauses* ….uh, erm…Harry, if you’re going to transfigure yourself and Miss Chang into popular Disney characters, you’ll have to be fair and transfigure the whole class. Oh look! Here come the bronchioles!’
-Miesha
Harry: *Sings* ‘I can show you the Snitch! Shining, shimmering splendid…’
-Schnook
Cho: Wow, Harry, it was really nice of you to give me a ride…
Harry: *Thinking* If she only knew I was the one who hid her broom…
-Ren
Disney remakes the ‘Harry Potter’ series in thirty years.
-Tara
Cho: Performing Aladdin was a wonderful idea! But how did you ever convince Professor Snape to play Jafar?!
Harry: I told him he could actually hex a student. Besides, it was either that or have him play the genie!
-Phantom
Three Days Later…
Cho: ‘Yeah, Marietta, I really think all the stress is starting to get to him. For our date last week, not only did he steal Aladdin’s carpet, but he also insisted on finding the real Squishy…’
-Katie
Harry: ‘In case of emergency, my turban doubles as an airbag AND a floatation device!’
-Jaded Kitana
Harry: *Singing* ‘I can show you the wand…’
-Austin
Harry: ‘They were right! I am a metamorphmagus! Watch as my hair miraculously changes colour!’
-Silver
Hermione: *Back at Hogwarts* Wow, Ginny, aren’t you jealous that Harry’s taking Cho on a flying carpet ride?
Ginny: Not really. Yesterday, he took me on a flying hippogriff ride. A mythical creature beats the thing you wipe your feet on any day!
-Malka
Cho: Harry, are you POSITIVE you don’t want to stop for directions?
Harry: No! I swear I know that Whole New World is around here somewhere! Grr….
-Lizz
Oliver Wood: *Shouting from Quidditch field* This is no time to be a gentleman, Harry! Knock her off the carpet!
-Cai
Insurance isn’t really hard,
Sheilla’s Rugs are superstars,
Wizards make the safest drivers
They could save a bunch of fivers,
For bonza magic carpet deals,
Sheilla’s Rugs have great appeal!
-Dave
Cho: Harry, isn’t this illegal?
Harry: What?
Cho: You know… enchanting this carpet so it can fly.
Harry: Don’t worry, I’m in good with the head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office… *Grins*
Cho: …
-Leah
