CC #188: Week of June 11, 2006

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Hermione: ‘I wonder how long it will be until the continuity eagles spy the American Flag on our tent…’
-Lil Dave

Twins: ‘Gee, Dad, I thought you said your situation at work was getting better?!‘
-Sheila

Step right up, Only a-one Dollar! We have things that will excite AND amaze you! There’s a Three-Headed Dog who falls asleep to music, a Half-Man, Half-Horse; there’s a Woman So Tall you might think she’s a Giant. See the Freak Man with a Second Face living under his Turban! Watch the House Elf iron his own hands! Buy a Dragon Egg on your way out, and be sure to tell your friends – watch your step, Missy!
-Peter

Fred: Where’re we going, Dad?
Arthur: *Sigh* We’re going into storage, boys…
-Tenielle

Fred: Wait a minute, Dad… so what you’re saying is –
George: We have to stay in there until the Caption Contest ‘stand still’ is over?
Both: You’ve got to be joking!
Moody (Out of Frame): Hey, it’s not so bad, sonnie. Try living locked up in your own trunk for a whole school term.
Harry (Out of Frame): Yeah, or in a cupboard under the stairs for 10 years.
Peter (Out of Frame): Or living as a rat for 12 years…
Sirius (Out of Frame): Or being in Azkaban for –
George: OKAY! OKAY!
Both: We get it!
Fred: *Muttering* Jeeze, everybody’s got a sob story nowadays…
-Jello

Arthur: Come now, children, into the tent so that we can get one last glimpse of the Caption Contest before it disappears!
Fred: *Whispering to George* He knows it’s going somewhere, but he doesn’t know the part that we played in its disappearance!
-CheerChica

George: Say, Fred, did you read the caption scroller?
Fred: Yeah, can you believe that there isn’t going to be anymore CC for a couple of weeks?!
George: I Know, it’s outrageous! I say we get a hold of some more dragon dung and put it in the Caption Man’s in-box!
-H. Moby

Fred: ‘Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight – is a skull and a snake that’s glowing green, boy THATs sure not forshadowing anything!’
-Tracy

The Weasley family crossed the threshold of the worn but interiorly decorative canvas, both unknowing and unsuspecting that they would find themselves next in the month of November.
-Eric (Staff)