CC #299: Week of May 10, 2009
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Star Trek: The Hexed Generation.
-Biff
Ron: What are we doing again?
Harry: Think of it as being an intergalactic Auror.
Ron: …cool.
-Donovan R.
Harry: Ron, I like your mum’s jumpers this year, but why-?
Ron: She’s got a thing for J.J. Abrams.
-TheDrunkenElf
Ron: So why have you come back to our time?
Spock: We need whales to save future Earth from an alien probe.
Harry: I’ll go get Dudley.
-Sam
Ron: ‘Harry, live long and prosper does not mean gain a hundred pounds.’
-Maggie
Harry Potter + Star Trek. To not watch this film would be bloody illogical.
-MillyMollyMandy
Ron: Seriously. Maroon? Again? I hate maroon!
Harry: I, on the other hand, look fabulous in blue. It sets off my green eyes.
Ron: Oh go beam off somewhere.
-Madelyn
i-ro-ny (i`re ni) n., pl. –nies
1. a figure of speech in which the literal meaning of a locution is the opposite of that intended. […] 5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or what might have been, expected. (ex. Harry being the ‘logical’ one.)
-Chickeloo
Harry: Ron, you know that the one in the red shirt always dies, right?
Ron: What?
Harry: Just saying.
-Mooney
Ron: I don’t like this universe.
Harry: Why?
Ron: Because in this universe, you get the girl.
-Priya
Harry: ‘Oh, so that’s what you meant when you said the Romulans had a cloaking device. I guess my Invisibility Cloak isn’t going to be quite as useful as I thought.’
-Sam
Harry: You know the floo system is unreliable at best, Ron.
Ron: But I said Millenium Falcon, not STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!.
-Susie
Kirk: Spock, tell me how awesome I am.
Spock: I’m sorry, Captain, as a Vulcan, I cannot tell lies.
-Pintoforthewin
Ron: He can’t do that! It’s diabolical!
Harry: Don’t you mean maniacal?
-Beverly
Ron: I’m hungry. *Presses button*
Harry: I wish you wouldn’t have done that.
Ron: What’s wrong? I just told the ship’s kitchen to bring me a snack.
Harry: But that was the ‘blow us into tiny pieces and get us eaten by cute woodland creatures in 30 seconds’ button.
Ron: Wow… this ship is more high-tech than I thought.
-Gylfie
Ron: I wonder how many Trekkies this caption will bring out?
Trekkie: *Off-stage* Oh, those uniforms are all wrong! The bridge doesn’t look like that! Scotty shouldn’t… etc. etc.
Harry: Too many.
Ron: One is too many?
Harry: Is one attacking bear too many? Yes, Ron, one Trekkie is too many.
-Lucerto
Ron: KHAAAAAAAN!!!
Harry: Really gettin’ into character, huh?
Ron: *Shatner acting style* I try… to be… as… into character… as… possible…
Harry: …
-Nikolas
Hermione enters the Room of Requirement.
Ron: Dammit, Harry, I’m a wizard, not a unicyclist!
Hermione: I don’t wanna know…
-Sam
Ron: Beam me up, Pottie.
Harry: Are you kidding me?
-Amanda K.S.
Harry: Weasley! Set phasers to stupefy!
Ron: Aye, aye, Captain.
-Jeanie
Ronald: Live well and prosper. *Vulcan hand sign*
Harry: ‘Neither can live while the other survives.’ Does that sound like living long and prospering to you?!
-Megan
Harry: ‘I must say, Stan, I love the improvements to the Knight Bus, especially these inertial dampeners.’
-Jess
Ron was astonished by what he saw when he looked into the Mirror of Erised.
Ron: ‘…and, I’m captain of the Enterprise, too!’
-Torrance K.
Harry: So, what’s the ‘T’ in ‘James T. Kirk’ stand for again?
Kirk: Tiberius.
Harry: Ha, ‘Albus Severus’ is looking more normal all the time!
Ron: …
-Sam
Harry: ‘Voldemort, the Borg, Klingons… I can’t wait until it’s Friday…’
-Big Bob
Harry: Ugh! I hate fanfiction!
Ron: Oh come on, Harry. This could be fun.
Harry: You’re just saying that because you get to be captain.
Ron: …maybe.
-Random
Finally, a franchise that will never end…
-LOLcat
Harry: ‘Finally! A convention where no-one will recognize us…’
-Dobby’s Sock
Harry: Why are you Kirk? Aren’t I always the hero?
Ron: Ever seen a ginger Spock?
-Kate
Ron: ‘Are we at Banana Republic?’
-Keebie
Harry: I wanna drive the space shuttle!
Ron: NO! It’s my turn!
Harry: Okay, let’s settle this with a game of ‘rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.’ Whoever wins gets to drive.
Ron: What?
Harry: ‘Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.’ Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes Lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock and, as it always have, rock crushes scissors.
Ron: …you know what? You can drive.
-Shaye
Ron: Why are you grunting?
Harry: I can’t turn my head.
Ron: Why would you want to do that?
Harry: The man behind you wearing the hideous mustard-colored outfit says your head is on sideways.
Ron: You didn’t answer my question.
Harry: I find your humiliation amusing.
Ron: …
-helenkeller
Ron: You will address me as ‘Captain’ and, for Merlin’s sake, stay in character, Harry! I didn’t bring you to my LARPing group so you could embarrass me.
Harry: Last time I let you pick the weekend activity.
Ron: In character, Harry!
Harry: Sorry, last time I let you pick the weekend activity captain.
Ron: See? That wasn’t so hard, was it?
Harry: I’m out of here.
-lazerpoweredlime
Harry: ‘Levicorpus me up, Scotty!’
-Emma R.
Ron: Hells yeah. This is way cooler than any old magical school.
Harry: I am disinclined to agree with your statement, Ronald, as the temperature of this vehicle appears to be 3.829 degrees warmer than Hogwarts.
Ron: *Rolling eyes* You’d like it too if you didn’t have to be Spock.
-Mirror, Mirror
Harry: The Romulan are attacking, Ron, and we don’t have wands! Our shield is at 60%! What do we do?
Ron: Consult the kid who replaces all his v’s with w’s!
Chekov: This situation is wery grawe…
Ron and Harry: *Crack up*
-Viggo’s Girl
Harry: It looks like a big…
Food Vendor: HOT DOG! Come and get your fresh hot dog!
-sUsAn
Ron: What are we doing, Harry?
Harry: Hold on, Ron, keep the pose… just a little longer, so Hermione can take the picture.
FLASH.
Harry: There. Now we can send this to Voldemort and let him know that we will kick his @*$ in the final book.
-Potterfan18
Harry: Hey, Ron, how many ears does Kirk have?
Ron: I don’t know, Harry, how many ears does Kirk have?
Harry: Three, his left ear, his right ear and his final frontier.
Ron: …
-Amberleaf
Harry: Ready the Tracheon Cannon Data.
Data: But Captain, surely this cannot work. No man’s hair is so shiny that it can reflect Borg laser fire?
Harry: Ron, take off your hat.
*Everyone shields their eyes in pain,*
Harry: Any other questions?
-Holli
*Music playing, Dan and Rupert bobbing their heads*
We’re too sexy for our franchise, too sexy for our franchise…
-Liz
Harry: Live long, and prosper.
Ron: As long as you’re not Voldemort.
-Anna
‘We’re taking on the world one step at a time.
First, asking out girls, next asking out hot girls.’
-Sonya
Harry: Oh no! Voldemort is attacking our very well-camouflaged ship! *Dramatic gasp*
Ron: *Looks at Harry* What d’ya mean ‘well-camouflaged’? We have blinking lights on the outside of our ship saying, ‘HARRY POTTER IS INSIDE THIS SHIP.’
Harry: *Breathes in* Oh…
-Hannah
Ron and Harry: ‘…that’s All-State’s stand. Are you in good hands?’
-Kayra
Make every shot, a Cybershot.
-S. Crosby
Harry: What. Has. Happened? Where. Are. We. And why. Am. I. Wearing. This. Shirt?
Ron: And why are you talking like that?
Harry: I. Knew. I shouldn’t. Have. Cast. The William Shatner Spell!
-Holli
