CC #327: Week of March 14, 2010
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Luna: Wrackspurts – they fly into your ears and make your brain go fuzzy.
Bella: Oh, Edward. You’re so sexy…
Luna: Bella’s head’s full of them!
-Sam
The crowd at Ron Weasley’s ‘GINGERS HAVE SOULS’ rally was more diverse than anyone expected…
-TheDrunkenElf
Luna: Is that…?
Edward: Do you see the Volturi?
Luna: No… it looks like a pack of Badactoruffs.
Bella: Bada- what?
Luna: Badactoruffs. They must be attracted to you – they are headed this way.
-Danyellow
Edward: We’re looking for Jacob Black.
Luna: You mean Stubby Boardman?
-Issie
Edward: *runs across the ground in seconds* As if you could outrun me! *destroys a boulder with his bare hands* As if you could fight me off!
Luna: This is very true… however, I can still do this. STUPEFY!
Bella: *Looking at Edward’s frozen body* Oh, you totally just destroyed his mojo…
-BROOOOKEE
Luna: ‘Yo Taylor Lautner, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish, but Lupin was one of the best werewolves of all time!’
-David
Luna: ‘Oh… dear. No shirt, no shoes, no entry. Sorry.’
-HW13
Luna: Werewolves are a mixed bunch. For every Remus Lupin, there are ten Fenrir Greybacks. Are you willing to take a chance with Jacob Black? And who wants a hairy boyfriend when you can have one who sparkles like the back of a Crumple-Horned Snorcack? That’s why I’m voting for Team Edward in 2010.
Edward: I’m Edward Cullen, and I approve this message.
-Sam
Bella: What’s she thinking, Edward?
Edward: I can’t tell – her mind is full of wrackspurts.
-Hermione W
Edward: Those glasses… I can’t read her mind! I like that…
Bella: But what about m-
Edward: *To Luna* So, do you like sparkles?
-EllieHeartsRent
Robert Pattinson: ‘Must…. be… sexier… than… George…. Clooney….‘
-Acromantula
Edward: I don’t know why your blood smells so much sweeter than anyone else’s, Bella –
Luna: -It’s because she has diabetes.
Bella & Edward: ….
-JinxMaster
Luna: What happened to your clothes?
Edwad: I outgrew them. I’ve been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge.
Everyone: UMBRIDGE?!?!
[everyone runs away and starts jumping out of the windows of Hogwarts]
Edward: Was it something I said?
-Sam
*Sorry, this caption ran away because it saw Robert Pattinson.*
-Clareh
Luna: Oooh, is that a Jobberknoll?
Robert: Excuuuseeee me? The sexiest man alive is standing right next to you and all you can think about is Jobberknolls?
Kristin: You should be ashamed of yourself!
-Andreaaaa
Bella: What do you see in her, Edward? She is so… weird.
Edward: I can’t explain it, Bella. I’m just drawn to her. Those spacey eyes, the vacant expressions..
Bella: REALLY? Is this how it’s going to end? You’re chosing her over me?
Edward: Her blood just smells sweeter.
Luna: Oh, Edward, it’s not my blood that smells sweeter. Nitty Naquads inhabit my veins and, strangely, their fecal matter smells like candy.
-Danyellow
Rob: Kristen, I’d like you to meet Evanna Lynch. She read the HP series like 10 times and really studied the character of Luna in order to actually become her in her audition. She eats, breathes and lives the character and it really shows on screen.
Kristin: *Breath*, *pause with lip-biting*, w-wh-what are you trying to say, *cut eyes sideways*, *blink 12 times*, I mean, like what do you mean? *Makes a face like she smells something bad*
Rob: Uh, I just thought you should meet.
-Allison
Luna: ‘The MuggleNet Caption Contest, having recently featured both George Clooney and Robert Pattinson, claims to be trying to provide captioners with amusing subjects…
BUT IS IT?
Startling new evidence reveals the Caption Contests’ sinister attempts to appeal to the ”fangirl” population. Next week, the Jonas Brothers are expected to appear, posing with shirtless Umgubular Slashkilters…’
-Lunanimal
Edward: Don’t worry, Bella. With my shirt off, I’ll save you.
Luna: With my new glasses, I can see through your spray tan, Edward.
Edward & Bella: …..
-ShadeSlayer
Luna: So, let me see if I’ve gotten this straight. In my franchise, the main villain is a powerful wizard with an army of followers who takes over the whole government in the final installment.
Edward: Yeah.
Luna: And in your franchise, the villain is… Dakota Fanning?
Bella: Go away.
-Sam
Bella: Don’t you see, Edward? I want to become a vampire like you.
Edward: Bella, please…
Luna: I don’t think you should be a vampire, Bella.
Edward & Bella: *Stare at Luna*
Luna: The Cullen vampires are part of the Chagrin Fayskin Comspiracy. They’re working to bring down the Vulturi using a combination of sparkling skin and purple prose.
Edward & Bella: …
-Isla_of_Hufflepuff
Edward: Stephanie Meyers gave us a plucky young companion to boost comic relief.
Bella: ….F(censored)k.
-Zach
Edward: To heck with lambs – I likes me some raddishes tonight.
Luna: *Backing away slowly* …Derigible… plums…
-RadEarrings
Luna: ‘That’s a negative – these magic glasses don’t make Kristen Stewart look any better of an actress.’
-Allison
Luna: ‘Would you believe it? Dad prints in The Quibbler that vampires sparkle and people say it’s his craziest idea ever!’
-Sam
Bella: *Incredulously* That’s the evil Jane you keep telling me about?
Edward: No, that’s her sister Luna. She’s, well… odd.
Bella: Odd?
Luna: *Dreamy voice* I like turtles…
Jane: I hate Bring Your Sibling to Work Day.
-Juli
Bella: *Thinking* I wish I were that cool.
Edward: *Thinking* I wish I were that cool.
Luna: ‘I hope there’s pudding.’
-AccioPotter
Edward: Hey, I remember you. You’re that Ravenclaw chick… uh, Loony? Loofa?
Bella: You had a girl at your school named ‘Loony’?
Luna: Yeah, you should be talking…
-Jinxfoot
Luna: Quick, Edward, the Evil Volturi vampires are coming. Put these glasses on so they won’t recognize you.
Edward: That’s great, Luna, but what about Bella?
Luna: Bella who?
Bella: *whining* Why do all girls hate me so much?
-Sheila
Luna: ‘So, in your series, vampires are basically male veela?’
-Sam
