Fanfic Headmaster

Dear Headmaster,

What do you think of fanfic?

A Ravenclaw

Dear Ravenclaw,

Much like the sun I am aware of it. Yet, I choose to be absent from its presence. Additionally it gives students much delight… and while I see no real harm in it, I do not indulge, as [most of] it does not appeal to me.

Prof. Snape.