The Biggest Peeves
Dear Mr. Filch,
What has been your worst experience with Peeves so far?
Sincerely,
Hazelnuts
Dear Hazel,
I was going to answer this question, but the loud crash I just heard tells me Peeves is at it again. I’ll be back later, after a *long* talk with Headmistress McGonagall.
Sincerely,
Argus Filch