36 Ways You Know You’ve Read Too Much Fan Fiction
Guaranteed to confuddle the least confuddleable
- You start shipping all of your friends.
- …you even ship some of them with inanimate objects.
- Now you even enjoy shipping the MuggleCast/PotterCast people (Johmerson, Bork, Jurrito, Bemma, Greg/Laura/Jamie, Memerson, Wartz, K’leric, etc.)
- You find a way to relate everything in literature to Harry Potter.
- You decide that Harry/Giant Squid would make a cute couple.
- You know for a fact that Voldemort actually enjoys being called Voldy.
- Jo and Voldy are on a first name basis.
- …and they have cute pet names.
- Sirius comes back as a ghost.
- …so does Cedric.
- Harry decides to live as a Muggle.
- You analyze the prophecy so much, you’ve given it new meaning.
- You refuse to admit that Remus is straight.
- …because he obviously isn’t!
- You’ve gone into such detail on Luna’s crazy theories that even you believe they’re real.
- Draco stopped calling Hermione a Mudblood.
- …and now they make a cute couple.
- Snape is actually nice to Hermione.
- …and they make a great couple.
- …and he’s nice to Harry, too.
- …and even Ron.
- You start saying things like, “That reminds me of this fan fic I read the other day!”
- You think the Marriage Law will actually come into effect in the book
- Sirius walks out from behind the veil.
- …and he never actually died. It was all a scam!
- You start confusing fan fic with the books. (Example: You were expecting Snape to be nice.)
- You’ve read Hermione/Dumbledore stories.
- You hear a song and say, “I have to write a fan fic about that!”
- You read a story that reminds you of a movie, so you watch the movie and it reminds you of a fan fiction, and you can’t remember which came first.
- Instead of writing a book report, you write a new fan fiction.
- You still think Harry and Hermione have a chance.
- You’ve read Fred/George stories before.
- …and you couldn’t sleep for a week.
- …you’ve also read Ginny/Ron.
- …and you almost threw up.
- It’s sometimes hard for you to remember who actually wrote the Harry Potter books.
Submitted by: Jackie, Lizzie, TF, Kevin and Diego
