Top Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter Is Too Old

by · November 27, 2013

 

Because the wait between films is a couple years long…

  1. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
  2. Character’s trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured by liver spots.
  3. He flies around on a magic walker.
  4. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
  5. Title of his next movie: “Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked”.
  6. Harry won’t shut up about how baseball hasn’t been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
  7. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
  8. He’s the new spokesman for Lipitor.
  9. 70 percent of his lines: “What’d you say?”
  10. He’s often mistaken for Letterman.

Originally appearing on: “The Late Show with David Letterman”

Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.