Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Snot out of H/Hr Shippers

by · November 27, 2013

 

H/Hr shippers beware!

  1. Brag about how you always knew Ron and Hermione were perfect for one another.
  2. Constantly go to MuggleNet just to see if Wall of Shame has been updated.
  3. Show them the numerous times when evidence supported R/Hr any chance you get.
  4. Talk a lot about one Emerson Spartz.
  5. Mention Emerson.
  6. Suggest grief counseling.
  7. Constantly use the world “delusional.”
  8. Get into heated arguments about which hints were the “anvil-sized” ones.
  9. Stay at least ten feet away from them at all times, as if afraid of some disease.
  10. Invite Emerson to a thread of angry H/Hr Shippers so he can publicly humiliate them.
  11. Compliment Emerson on his Wall of Shame: Special Edition.
  12. Write your own Wall of Shame.
  13. Write tons of R/HR fan fiction.
  14. Read your list of anvil-sized hints to them over and over and over again.
  15. Go to threads of angry Harmony shippers and laugh.
  16. Use words such as “delusional” and “anvil-sized hints” on said threads.
  17. Sing songs with lyrics changed to support R/Hr.
  18. Imitate angry H/Hr Shippers.
  19. Send them links to R/Hr fansites.
  20. Be unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless, and unprofessional. It wouldn’t hurt to be the Wall of Shame caretaker and founder either. Nor would it hurt to be named Emerson.

Submitted by: Kaity

Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.