Goin’ Down to Hogwarts

to the tune of “Theme” from South Park

NARRATOR:
I’m goin’ down to Hogwarts, gonna have myself a time,

RON AND HERMIONE:
Casting spells everywhere, turning Malfoy to a ferret,

NARRATOR:
I’m goin’ down to Hogwarts, gonna leave Muggles behind,

HARRY:
Come by train through day to night, Hagrid spouting, “Firs’ years, this way”

NARRATOR:
I’m headin’ down to Hogwarts gonna eat a lot of pie,

DOBBY:
I like Mr. Harry Potter. Must do all I can to serve him

NARRATOR:
So come on down to Hogwarts, and I’ll teach you how to fly

Submitted by: Shelley