Stupid Dursleys’ House

to the tune of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

Long ago, when I was born
Lived a snakey guy with scarlet eyes
He thought I would halt his reign
So he planned for me a big surprise
He attacked my dad and mum
Then he turned to cast his spell on me
It rebounded back on him
Starting many years of misery.

Now I live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.
Now I live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.

Aunt Petunia, Mrs. Clean
Uncle Ver-er-non is large and mad
Cousin Dudley, like a pig,
They were all the relatives I had
They thought they would keep me down
Squash the evil magic out of me
But the letters wouldn’t stop,
And then Hagrid came and set me free.

I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.
I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.

Hogwarts School is really great.
When I come back here I feel alive.
Then the summer comes around,
And it’s back I go to Privet Drive.

I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.
I still live in the stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house,
Stupid Dursleys’ house.

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