25 “Harry Potter” Characters and Their Cards Against Humanity Counterparts

It’s the game that comes out at almost every late-night gathering. Cards Against Humanity is, at this point in time, simultaneously everyone’s most and least favorite party game. The expansion packs are endless – there’s even an actual Harry Potter version floating around in the universe.

Seeing as many of the cards in the original deck are highly descriptive and highly unique, I felt that they applied well to certain highly unique characters that have taken up permanent residence in my consciousness during these past 19 or so years. This is “The One in Which I Match Our Beloved Potter Characters to Inappropriate Playing Cards.” Please enjoy the results.

Warning: The Cards Against Humanity deck uses profane language and concepts. Proceed with caution.

Author’s note: I did not invent any of these cards. They all exist in the deck. Some of them just fit that eerily well.

 

1. Dolores Umbridge

 

 

 2. Albus Dumbledore

 

 

3. Vernon Dursley

 

 

4. Gilderoy Lockhart

 

 

5. Severus Snape

 

 

6. Peeves

 

 

7. Mundungus Fletcher

 

 

8. Percy Weasley

 

 

9. Cornelius Fudge

 

 

10. Ginny Weasley

 

 

11. Kingsley Shacklebolt

 

 

12. Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort

 

 

13. Peter Pettigrew

 

 

14. Dobby

 

 

15. Petunia Dursley

 

 

16. Fred Weasley

 

 

17. Nearly Headless Nick

 

 

18. Bellatrix Lestrange

 

 

19. Oliver Wood

 

 

20. Professor Binns

 

 

21. Arthur Weasley

 

 

22. Luna Lovegood

 

 

23. Sybill Trelawney

 

 

24. Zacharias Smith

 

 

25. Draco Malfoy