CC #424: Week of June 28, 2020

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Slughorn: “So, uh, who are these random twins?”
Zabini: “Oh, they don’t talk. They’re just here to make deadpan expressions, which is funnier ’cause they’re twins.”
Slughorn: “Fascinating. I’ll be sure to keep them around.”
—Sam

“All right, who’s playing footsie with me?”
—Chester K.

This is a meeting of the Knights of the Round Table.
—Lauren

“Welcome to Beta Sigma Slug! Dumbledore lets us throw parties, as long as we don’t get too sloppy and save some Grey Goose for him.”
—Jenny

McLaggen: “Hey, why is this old guy at the cool table?”
Slughorn: “Um, I’m the professor, and it’s my meeting.”
McLaggen: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave, and also Granger should be sitting next to me.”
—Sam

Slughorn: “Longbottom, why have you got on a bib?”
Neville: “I was told this would be a lobster feast, sir.”
—Thunderbird155

The next moment, Professor Slughorn, as though possessed, stood up and began performing a perfect rendition of “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song).”
—Tanya Jane

Slughorn: “So, Harry, I hear you were in the Triwizard Tournament. That must have been fun.”
Harry: “Did you hear about the part in which Cedric Diggory died?”
Slughorn: “Yeah, that was a shame. He would’ve made a great Slug Club member.”
—Sam

Slughorn’s Eleven.
—Steffi

Reservoir Slugs.
—Steffi

The Usual Slug-spects.
—Steffi

Slughorn: “For the post-supper entertainment, Magic Mike himself will be dancing right here on our table.”
—Alex W.