The “Harry Potter” Character Song
to the tune of “The Periodic Table Song” by AsapSCIENCE
And now, MuggleNet presents
The characters of Harry Potter!
There’s Harry Potter, Hermione
Then Lily, Bellatrix Lestrange
Bill and Charlie Weasley
Nymphadora trips routinely
Oliver Wood’s keeping keep
And Flitwick for your charms needs
Neville defeats Nagini
Narcissa, she saves Harry
Mundungus then Albus, and Sirius Black
Percy Weasley, Seamus, Colin, Aragog
Kingsley Shacklebolt, the Carrows in Azkaban
Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Vernon Dursley, and Barty Crouch, Macmillan
These are the Harry Potter characters
From Platform Nine Three-Quarters
To Hogwarts let’s go Gryffs and Puffs and Ravens, Slytherins
Are not all Death Eaters and Muggle-borns aren’t
Weaker and after all this time? We say, always.
Fenrir Greyback leads the wolves
Then Cormac, Nearly-Headless Nick
Binns, Zabini, and Ginny
George now outruns Filch alone
Severus Snape then Bartemius
And there’s no one like Viktor Krum!
Regulus Black and Septima
Then Yusuf and Zacharias
Credence Barebone, Molly Weasley, and Thicknesse
Rubeus Hagrid, Hooch, Petunia Dursley
Grawp the Giant, Peverells: Cadmus, Ignotus
Slughorn, Susan Bones, then Trelawney, and Karkaroff
Xenophilius, and Cornelius and….
Bathilda Bagshot was cut down by Death Eaters in Godric’s Hollow
They killed and trashed entire towns
Lavender, Cedric, and James Potter
Ted Tonks ran but was reclaimed
Hepzibah too, now here’s to blame:
Scabior, Rodolphus Lestrange, Grindelwald, and Abernathy
Draco, Dolohov, Avery, Tom Riddle
Yaxley, Lucius Malfoy
Finch-Fletchley, Rita Skeeter, Wormtail then
Remus Lupin, Amos, and Quirinus Quirrell
Patil sisters, Arthur loves his rubber ducks
Hedwig flew to protect Harry but was struck
Leta, Queenie, Jacob Kowalski
Poppy Pomfrey would not like Fluffy
Ron’s brother Fred smiles one last time
Romilda Vane’s love potion was divine
These are the Harry Potter characters
From Platform Nine Three-Quarters
To Hogwarts let’s go Gryffs and Puffs and Ravens, Slytherins
Are not all Death Eaters and Muggle-borns aren’t
weaker and after all this time?
Alicia Spinnet, Theseus, and Parkinson
Umbridge, and then Stan Shunpike, and Pomona Sprout
Amelia Bones, Cho Chang, Buckbeak
Crookshanks, Elphias Doge, Fawkes the Phoenix
Mad-Eye Moody, Nicolas Flamel, Lee Jordan
Rufus Scrimgeour, Dobby, Seraphina Picquery
Charity Burbage, Angelina, and Myrtle
Dudley Dursley, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, Jr.
Hannah Abbott, Fleur Delacour
McGonagall, Luna Lovegood
Dean Thomas and Ollivander
And then we’re done!
