CC #480, Week of November 20, 2022

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Couples therapy: It’s not for everyone!
—Friend of Fawkes

When you try to watch your movies with your Muggle girlfriend and all of the best parts were taken out.
—T.P.P.

Adult Harry and Ginny at a Halloween party: “Duh, we’re Weird Al and Madonna. Come on – Muggle pop icons from the ’80s?”
—Kim K.

His scar hadn’t hurt in 19 years, but other parts of his body did. All was not well.
—Nav

The real reason why Harry Potter and Hermione Granger never had children: Their son would look like Daniel Radcliffe in a Weird Al wig.
—Kelli

What all heterosexual art student couples look like.
—Takako

“Hey, wait a minute. In the book, it was Dobby who gave Harry the Gillyweed!”
—Torsten

Some alternate timelines were cut from Cursed Child.
—Sam

Wizards when smartphones were invented.
—Hagrid’s Helper

Harry Potter and the Multiverse of Madness.
—Carrie

Weird Al debuting his greatest masterpiece: “Potter’s Hotter.”
—Strange Allie

“Who needs magic when you have TV?”
—Hagrid’s Helper

When your mom walks in but you’re playing Minecraft.
—Riley

“Holy s***! Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock!”
—Max