CC #487, Week of April 23, 2023

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Cedric: “Cho…”
Cho: “Yes?”
Cedric: “Are we the only ones who have backpacks at this school?”
—Sian

Cedric: “Okay, we just need to find three more Demiguise statues and then we can upgrade Alohomora.”
Cho: “I’m more interested in finding all the Daedalian Keys.”
—Sam

Cho: “Harry Potter asked me to the Yule Ball.”
Cedric: “What did you say?”
Cho: “I said, ‘No, I’m going with someone else.’ But if I weren’t, I might have said yes.”
Cedric: “Over my dead body!”
—Richard

Robert Pattinson learning about the newly announced Twilight reboot.
—Flint

Walking out of the Wizarding World merchandise store at Universal like…
—Linzi

Cedric: “Go away, Cho. It’s time for me to invite Harry to take a bath.”
Cho: “You’re making me wonder about our relationship.”
—Sam

Cho: “Gryffindors are brave, Slytherins are mean, Ravenclaws are smart – honestly, we’ve got all we need at Hogwarts!”
Cedric: “Well, Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.”
Cho: “What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”
—Leeli W.

When your girlfriend shows you her new “guy friend.”
—Draco’s GF

Cedric: “There’s my old nemesis, Neville Longbottom. I swear, if I’m ever embarrassed in front of the school, he’s a dead man!”
Cho: “That’s nice, dear.”
—Sam

Cho: “A true Hufflepuff would offer to carry my stuff!”
Cedric: “A true Ravenclaw would be more organized so that she wouldn’t have that much stuff to carry.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Harry: “Why does Cedric get Cho Chang?”
Cedric: “Because I’m Batman.”
—Cooki3demon

Cedric and Cho set off to meet Harry and Draco at the Secret Society of Seekers.
—Sam

Cedric: “… and then my dad said that Harry Potter could probably fit in his backpack!”
—Dennis