Song Parody: Revolting Wizards
To the tune of “Revolting Children” from Matilda the Musical by Tim Minchin
Professor McGonagall:
Woooooah
Never again will she get the best of me
Never again will she take away our freedom
And we won’t forget the day we
All of Hogwarts:
Fought for the right to be a little bit naughty
Harry Potter:
Never again will there be ink on my hand
Professor Trelawney:
Never again will I be bullied and
Fred and George Weasley:
Never again will I doubt it when my mum says I’m a miracle
All of Hogwarts:
NEVER AGAIN!
Never again will we live behind bars
Never again now that we know we are
Revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
And we’ll have the Umbridge bolting
We’re revolting
Revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
And we’ll have the Umbridge bolting
We’re revolting
Hermione Granger:
We’ll become a screaming hoard
Ginny Weasley:
Take out your broomstick and use it as a sword
Luna Lovegood:
Never again will we be ignored
Neville Longbottom:
We’ll find out where the chalk is stored
Peeves:
And draw rude pictures on the board
Ron Weasley:
It’s not insulting
All of Hogwarts:
We’re revolting
We can use our spells how we like
If enough of us are wrong
Wrong is right
Use our spells
Swish and flick
Why?
Cause we’re a little bit naughty
So we’ve got to stay inside the lines
But if we disobey at the same time
There is nothing that Dolores can do
Professor Mcgonagall:
She can take her quill and S-H-
All of Hogwarts:
You didn’t think you could push us too far
But there is no going back now we are
R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N (revolting bells)
We C-A-S-T (magic)
U-S-I-N-G (spells)
We’ll be R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G
It is 2 L 8 4 U we R- evolting
We are revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
It is 2 L 8 4 U
We are revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
It is 2 L 8 4 U
WE ARE REVOLTING!
By CaitiCat
