CC #497, Week of February 18, 2024

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It took a lot of public pressure for the Daily Prophet to finally offer a large-print edition for the aging wizarding population!
—Friend of Fawkes

“All right, that does it. I’m finding a new job away from Hogwarts.”
—Sam

McGonagall: (reading headline) “‘Boy who lived displays wizarding newspaper in Muggle pub. Mass Obliviation required.’ Really, Mr. Potter? As if the car wasn’t enough. What’s next? Flying a dragon over London?”
—Troi

Maggie Smith barely hides her annoyance that someone turned on the wind machine for this shot while not securing her strands of hair.
—Friend of Fawkes

McGonagall: (sees a report about Harry, Ron, and Hermione and sighs) “Why is it always these three?”
—Nav

Trying to distract yourself from a funny joke.
—SI

Me, returning to print newspapers after getting fed up with the New York Times Connections.
—Sasha

Maggie Smith: “What did they say was the name of the graphic designers on these movies? MinaLima? Wow… they’re really the cat’s meow!”
—James

McGonagall: (reading the personal ads) “‘Dapper tomcat seeking fancy tabby.’ Ooh! This could be the one…”
—Stu

McGonagall: (squinting) “This is the last time I borrow Albus’s readers! His eyesight is awful!”
—Eric (staff)