CC #498, Week of March 24, 2024

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Mike Newell: “Robert, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?”
—Sam

“Welcome to Hogwarts, Mr. Cullen. You see that man over there? That’s Dumbledore. He’s the reason Hufflepuff will never win the House Cup.”
—Alyssa

If Robert Pattinson looks a little skeptical about Mike Newell’s direction, it’s only because he saw The Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. ‘Nuff said!
—Friend of Fawkes

“You see, Cedric, all you have to do is put your name in there, and when you win, like the incredible young wizard you are, you give me all the money in exchange for a rubber duck. A fair deal, I think.”
—Belle S.

“That girl there, Cho Chang – stay away from her. She cries too much.”
—Glen

Mike Newell: “You see that, Pattinson? That’s where I want you to stick the landing.”
Robert: “You think the Goblet of Fire is for gymnastics?”
—Friend of Fawkes

Mike Newell: “So then, you’re chosen as a tribute.”
Robert Pattinson: “Uh, that’s The Hunger Games, sir.”
Mike Newell: “Whatever, same thing.”
—Sam

“And then I want you to look straight into that camera over there and say, ‘This truly is a goblet of fire.'”
—Tim

Director: “You do NOT sparkle when the light is on you. Is that clear?”
—Lexi W.

Director: “Okay, Robert, you and I both know that in the end of this movie, you are going to die, but you need to make this moment look super iconic and important so that nobody expects you to die!”
Robert Pattinson: “Okie dokie!”
—Hufflepuff 3rdYear

“I want that fig leaf back on there right now.”
—Ron

“Why is it always you three? Or is it these three? Perhaps it’s y’all three?”
—Friend of Fawkes

Mike Newell: “I know what you are.”
Robert Pattinson: “Say it, out loud.”
Mike Newell: “Actor.”
Robert Pattinson: “Are you afraid?”
Mike Newell: “No.”
—Sam