Sob in My Loo

to the tune of “Someone Like You” by Adele

Olive Hornby, she
Went to town,
She made
Fun of my glasses and it
Got me down.
I ran away and I
Hid in the loo.
I locked the door
And I cried boo-hoo.
Then I thought I heard a funny voice.
Thought it was weird and it was one of the boys.

I opened up the door to tell him, “Find your own toilet.”
I’m trying to have a tantrum on my own don’t you spoil it.
Then I saw these yellow eyes.
That was the moment when I died
And it was over.

Now all I ever do is sob in the loo,
Flood the bathroom with my tears, woo woo.
Everybody that I see
Seems to love upsetting me.
I would kill myself
But I’m already dead.
I would kill myself
But I’m already dead, yeah.

First I died then I
Floated away.
I don’t know how it happened but I
Came back again.
I swore
I’d haunt Olive Hornby
And I’d make her sorry
She’d been horrible to me.

I had to turn up in the loo uninvited,
But I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it,
I hoped that she’d see my face
And that she would be sorry. It’s her fault
My life is over.

Now all I ever do is sob in the loo,
Flood the bathroom with my tears, woo woo.
Everybody that I see
Seems to love upsetting me.
I would kill myself
But I’m already dead.
I would kill myself
But I’m already dead, yeah.

If it goes pear-shaped
Harry, you can share
My toilet with me,
For eternity,
One day you’ll know how bittersweet death can taste.

Now all I ever do is sob in the loo,
Flood the bathroom with my tears, woo woo.
Everybody that I see
Seems to love upsetting me.
I would kill myself
But I’m already dead.
I would kill myself
But I’m already dead, yeah.

Submitted by: Clive