Voldemort Day
to the tune of “Beethoven Day” from You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]Call the Death Eaters and give them the news
We’ve got a holiday that they can’t refuse!
A day for pure-bloods
A day off supremacy
It’s Voldemort Day
Voldemort Day?
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]A reverential mission
[LINUS/Craig Bowker Jr.]Voldemort Day?
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]The hope of each magician
No more am I the only guy
to stand up and say:
Hooray, Voldemort,
Hooray!
Voldemort Day?
[LINUS/Craig Bowker Jr.]Yes. As He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or the Dark Lord.
Born December 31, 1926. The descendant and heir of Salazar Slytherin, his first notable accomplishment.
Wait! …Why are we allowed to call him Voldemort now? Didn’t he want to instill fear in all of his followers just by the utterance of his name?
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]That’s a good point, Lucy(Scorpius), but after the battle of Hogwarts and defeat of Harry Potter, he lifted the taboo and began to encourage everyone to proclaim, “For Voldemort and Valor.”
[SNOOPY/Polly Chapman]Voldemort and Valor!
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]If you’re wondering
“Now, how do we start?”
Just fake your bloodline
and let Mudbloods depart
We’re gonna celebrate
We’ll throw a party
It’s Voldemort Day!
Voldemort Day!
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]And when you say the title…
[OTHERS]Voldemort Day!
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]You hear a great recital
the right of every Death Eater
To stand up and say:
Hooray, Voldemort, Hooray!
[ALL]Voldemort Day!
(Repeats)
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]The Ministry did crumble
[OTHERS]Voldemort Day!
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]All due to Potter’s fumble
A humble dedication as we
Stand up and say:
Hooray, Voldemort,
Hooray!
I got it! We’ll arrange a full synchronized dance of the Dementors!
[LINUS/Craig Bowker Jr.]We’ll start a chain of Dark Lord department stores!
[SALLY/Delphi]We’ll build an Augurey theme park!
[CHARLIE BROWN/Polly Chpaman]We could have a blood ball!
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]Wait! That’s too commercial!
Let’s imagine it.
That glorious hour
Filled with emotion
Yet inspired with valor
When we all honor
The man we adore
On the day we embrace
That nose-less face
As greater than the Hogwarts Four!
Greater than the Four!
Voldemort Day!
A moment of reflection
[OTHERS]Voldemort Day!
[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]The palest of complexions!
So facing this direction
We begin it today
A magical connection
Only pure-bloods convey
The right of certain boys and girls
To stand up and say:
Voldemort, Hooray!
The future’s ours to make! [OTHERS]
Hooray, Voldemort, Hooray!
A time for celebrating
The Voldemort Way
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Hooray!
