CC #401: Week of August 4, 2019

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Newt: (off-screen) “Look at the new animal I got!”
Tina and Queenie: “Ah sh*t, here we go again…”
—Rose W.

Tina: “Do you see what I see?”
Queenie: “Yes. Sephora sale!”
(They both look on in awe.)
—Ani

When you hear mom pulling up in the driveway and you realize she told you to wash the dishes two hours ago.
—Adrian

When the waiters finally bring your food out.
—Samantha

Queenie: “As a Legilimens, I am protected from all psychic attacks.”
Tina: “What about when you were hypnotized?”
Queenie: “I never have been. As I said, I am protected from all psychic attacks.”
Tina: “Muffin.”
Queenie: (in a monotone voice) “Grindelwald is my master.”
—Josh

“Practical Magic” (1998)
—Nikandra

Newt: (off-screen) “I can tell you’re surprised. I found it wandering about. So I brought it back here. I call it a Kardashian.”
—Aragorn

Queenie: “So every time someone comes in here, you sing Adele’s song ‘Hello’?”
—Mister E.

“The Sisterhood of the Traveling Grindelwald.”
—Bailey G.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler backstage at SNL.
—Caroline O.