CC #407: Week of September 15, 2019

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My reaction when the person I have been speaking ill of arrives.
—Dorothy

“So I says to the horse, I says… ‘why the long face?’ Hahaha!”
—Kate S.

“YAAAS QUEEN(IE)!”
—Meagan Z.

My friends: “Stop drinking. You’re behaving in a weird way.”
Me: “WhAAtt????”
—Daniela

When she’s empathetic and has a beautiful smile and likes you for who you are.
—Jennie H.

When you’re trying to act cool in front of your crush but accidentally blurt out that you have the entire first chapter of Sorcerer’s Stone memorized.
—Lana G.

When the teacher asks you if you did your homework but both of you know it didn’t happen.
—Emily M.

It was in that moment that Jacob Kowalski began to draft what would become a worldwide bestseller, 12 Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches.
—Tom R.

Queenie managed to adapt after that terrible splinching accident.
—Friend of Fawkes

When she tells you she’s into kneading dough.
—Avery J.

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But come home with me
I’ll make you pastry
—Elderberry

“They said what about J.K. Rowling?? Don’t they know this ENTIRE world came from inside her head?!”
—Michele Y.