CC #408: Week of September 22, 2019

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“Coasters! Coasters! Have you barbarians never heard of coasters?”
—Friend of Fawkes

“I swear, if I hear one more request for the top-shelf liquor…”
—Jakob D.

“Of all the magical speakeasies in all the towns in all the world, Newt Scamander walks into mine.”
—Kid

“The usual, Capone?”
—Honey

Come to our bar and meet Tom Cruise.
—Mr. E.

“I don’t think this bar is standard house-elf height.”
—Tracy K.

Kids when they see their mother is coming to get them after they’ve spilled something in the kitchen she specifically said not to touch.
—Anubhuti

“Look at those filthy Muggles and the drinking they do, my precious…”
—David G.

Me, secretly spying on my best friend’s crush to see if he’s worthy of her love.
—Isabella S.

“No, I don’t play miniature golf (idiot). Can I get you something to drink?”
—Mark

What the top shelf sees every time I open the pantry. #shortgirlproblems
—Hannah

When a customer asks to speak to the manager but you ARE the manager.
—Elise

When someone ships Hermione with Harry.
—Nikita

When you hate adulting but are just responsible enough to show up anyway.
—Sophia

When you’re hiding behind the counter secretly listening to the freshly baked tea.
—Namira

“You might be taller than me, but I know you’re underage.”
—Kelli K.