Ministry Idiot

to the tune of “American Idiot” by Green Day

Don’t want to be a Ministry idiot
An organization controlling the media
They refuse to say Voldemort’s returned
And ignore the people who’re dying

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the idiot nation
Everything is meant to be okay
Voldemort won’t come tomorrow
We are the ones who’re meant to follow
The Ministry’s ideas.

The Order are the only sane people
We’re not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody, do the propaganda
And sing along to Fudge’s paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the idiot nation
Everything is meant to be okay
Voldemort won’t come tomorrow
We are the ones who’re meant to follow
The Ministry’s ideas.

Don’t want to be a Ministry idiot
An organization controlling the media
They refuse to say Voldemort’s returned
And ignore the people who’re dying

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the idiot nation
Everything is meant to be okay
Voldemort won’t come tomorrow
We are the ones who’re meant to follow
The Ministry’s ideas.

Submitted by: Hannah R.