CC #466: Week of February 27, 2022

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And… welcome to another episode of the Scamander brothers falling for the same woman.
—WandaVillain

Theseus: “What do you think you’re doing, Newt?”
Newt: “Practicing a fancy dance step to impress Tina Goldstein.”
Theseus: “You do realize she’s not in this movie?”
Newt: “????”
—Friend of Fawkes

Theseus: “C’mon, we need to go this way to defeat Grindelwald.”
Newt: “Just a minute – there’s a Horklump I need to save over there!”
—Sam

Newt: “Hey, boys and girls, who here likes fun?”
Theseus: “Because if you do…”
Both: “This hunting manticores adventure is for you!”
—Fantastic Feasts

Newt: “I shall call that one Blast-Ended Skrewt Dr. Zoidberg.”
Theseus: “Why?”
Newt: “I just like the name is all.”
—Fiendfire

Newt: “Okay, dude, move the lamp this way so I can see whatever we’re trying to look at.”
Theseus: “But… the lighting…”
—Nav

Newt: “We should go left.”
Theseus: “No, we should go right.”
Newt: “Um, sorry, did you just say to follow you? I’m more important.”
Theseus: “Why?”
Newt: “I won an Oscar.”
—Liam

Rejected Wham! album covers.
—Hot Stu

Theseus: “You wouldn’t have to keep hitching up your trousers if you’d gone to my tailor on Saville Row like I told you.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Theseus: (muttering, singing)
Newt: (absentmindedly dancing, then stopping when he realizes what Theseus is singing)
Theseus: “Through a mist, through a wood, through the darkness and the shadows, it’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride…”
Newt: “Stop it. We’re not killing anything.”
—Not-So-Fantastic-Beast

Theseus: “Now that we have escaped the tunnel of ‘What the heck was Crimes of Grindelwald,’ let us explore the cave of ‘controversial but still interesting Secrets of Dumbledore.'”
—Nav

Theseus: “So, what drove you to join the war against Grindelwald?”
Newt: “He killed that lizard at the beginning of the second movie.”
—Sam

When you have a sleepover and your parents catch you sneaking around.
—Hagrid’s Helper