Social Media Scandalizes Hogwarts: Yik Yak Edition
“Saw Snape doing a sexy dance in the Three Broomsticks last night… Brb putting acid pops in my eyes.”
“Saw Snape doing a sexy dance in the Three Broomsticks last night… Brb putting acid pops in my eyes.”
Sure, they may have the ability to fly and get the housework done by magic, but when it comes to dating, the characters of “Harry Potter” have to wade through the same morass of horrible mistakes as the rest of us.
Facebook. Any semblance of a health and safety code. And would it have killed them to hire a guidance counselor?
On this day in history, Harry Potter’s first letter from Hogwarts arrived. I’m almost 30 and still waiting for mine, but I might not need it quite as much as I used to.
If you want to defeat a Dark Lord, you’re going to have to break a few eggs (and set at least one teacher on fire).
Removed from a world where a hat gives you the ultimate aptitude test and you get to have “a cool wizard job” when you grow up, here’s what we reckon the “Harry Potter” characters would have gotten up to after they left school. Includes activism, infamy, and “The Wolf of Wall Street”.
How Sirius Black’s death helped us process our own losses and feel less alone.
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11-year-old Tom Riddle (HBP)
1993
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2017
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Percy Weasley
1992
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