Category: The U-Bend

by Andrew Lee “You know. You still want me.” – Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) Welcome to The U-Bend! Dim the lights, close the blinds and shut the door. Today you...

Welcome to The U-Bend. Since we’re going to be spending the next few months together, I think it’s time to re-introduce myself to the loyal readership.

by Andrew Lee “The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.” –Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Goodbye. That was one thing Robert and I never got to say to...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “I don’t want [Harry Potter] to go over the Reichenbach Falls.” -Stephen King Who is Stephen King? Stephen King is America’s most prolific horror/thriller/suspense writer. Known mostly for his horror...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Fooled the Dark Lord, the greatest wizard, the most accomplished Legilimens the world has ever seen?” -Severus Snape (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince) Evil Lord Voldemort has...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “That’ll change the world, that report will.” -Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)   Editor’s note: By the third paragraph, you may be thinking, “Why the...

It’s the face, isn’t it? Well, how do you think I feel when I catch the first glimpse of myself in the mirror each morning? It takes some getting used to.

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “So the challenge is now yours. What is the best wizarding trick you can think of to annoy Muggles?” –The U-Bend #24 — Do Not Collect $200   A...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Long may the game continue to evolve and long may future generations of witches and wizards enjoy this most glorious of sports!” -Kennilworthy Whisp (Quidditch Through The Ages)...