Category: The U-Bend

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Of course, it was only in the wizarding world that he had money; you couldn’t use Galleons, Sickles and Knuts in Muggle shops.” – Harry Potter and the...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Have you been stopping my letters?” – Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) That’s right, you’re reading the U-Bend, the only column on Mugglenet that contains...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Are you that bad at kissing?” – Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix) The U-Bend has been around for a while now and we’ve been...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “W-what are you d-doing? St-stop it!” -Dudley (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) Dudley Dursley. What can we say about Dudley? Most people would say he...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “And then exactly one year ago, Hogwarts had written Harry, and the whole story had come out.” -Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets A Rare U-Bend Apology: Due...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “It was addressed to you by mistake. I have burned it.” -Vernon Dursley (Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone) That’s right we’re back after a prolonged absence. It...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Dobby is free.” -Dobby the House Elf (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets) Author’s Note: Did you read Mad About SPEW first? Freedom is something that everyone takes for...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!” -Dobby the House Elf (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets) There comes a time when the choices we make have a greater impact...

by Andrew Lee and Robert Lanto “You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion making. As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this...