A Dirigible Plum is a rare delicacy that few witches and wizards have the pleasure to enjoy. This Quibbler section takes inspiration from the Muggle satirical publication the Onion and includes only the most refined and serious of topics in the wizarding world.
- Floo Powder: The Unseen Environmental Crisis Brewing in the Wizarding World (October 31, 2024) - Floo Powder may be magical, but its environmental impact is anything but. It's time for wizards to rethink their green travel habits.
- Hogwarts Introduces Trivia Task to Triwizard Tournament: Chaos Ensues (September 26, 2024) - This year's Triwizard Tournament took an unexpected turn with a trivia challenge on magical history and spell theory.
- “The Hogwarts Hearsay”: September Surprises (August 31, 2024) - Hey there, witches and wizards! Get ready for September at Hogwarts!
- Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle – Ft. an Unhinged Regulus Part Two (August 25, 2024) - Regulus Black is known for two things: defecting from the Death Eaters, and being one of the most unhinged Slytherins of all time.
- A Snape Hate Club In Hogwarts!? (August 6, 2024) - A flyer for 'The Snape Hate Club' in Hogwarts' is whooshing around in search for new members! Click to read more!
- Wizards Watch Olympic Sports: Gymnastics (August 4, 2024) - Fear not, wizards confused by the sports of the Olympics! One intrepid viewer explains Muggle gymnastics.
- Wizards Watch Olympic Sports: Equestrian (July 30, 2024) - An Abraxan horse enthusiast visits the Olympics to watch the equestrian jumping event.
- Notice from the Ministry of Magic: The Olympic Games (July 25, 2024) - You are kindly requested to review the following notice from the British Ministry of Magic regarding the upcoming Olympic Games.
- An Honest Listing for DADA Professor in The Daily Prophet (July 5, 2024) - Hogwarts needs to hire a new DADA Professor again. Read a snippet from The Daily Prophet featuring an honest job description for the role.
- A Step by Step Guide on How to Become an Animagus (June 6, 2024) - Do you wish to undergo Animagus transformation and see which animal you transform into? Read the detailed step by step tutorial we found in the DADA book.
